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Our Hrlpfoo Staff make you Come, Back again for
more!
Many people have Big Appitite! You like our big Menu!
Our Munu easy to Read even if you idiot.
Sometime we get special mard and hire out of work
Girl to go get Mard for us. It Hard work but we no extra charge! We do same cause we no pay girl much!
Here a Mard in it final form, look like nice Dumpling
not Droppling !
We use anchaint Family recipe fo Make Mard Like this For you!
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If not ready to Sit Down and Break Mard With Us, You
Take out Our Famous Poo-Poo Platter!
We Win Special Award Foor are Exelency in Make Mard! You see we are
Making Mard Like Monk!
The only time we no make Mard
is when Mard Hit the Fan!
Now you Look At Menu!
Appitizer:
Our Legendary
Duck Drop Soup!
Sheep Dip With
Buffalo Chips.
Goat Dunp-ling.
Pu-Pu Platter.
Spicy Mard Roll.
Spicy Hot Mard Sauce Mustard.
Drinks:
Sinapore Strainer
Pu-Yee (Non
Carbonated)
Ginger Ale.
Fire-hole 5.0
Weenie Wonka,
(Kids only)
Main Course:
Emporors Feceyst.
Chop Moo Byle.
Chicken Almond Dung.
Dung Pow Chicken.
General "Colon"
Powells Chicken.
Flung-Poo.
Pork Dung Mein.
Mard Shu op.
Crab Crack.
Deserts:
Pork Dutch
Fudge Swerl (Soft
Serve Only).
Baked Road
Apple.
Black Forrest
Schisterloaf with
Fresh Dingelberries
(Picked Fresh
Every Day).
Cherry Cheese
Dorkle.
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Mard Come in Bowl...But You ask and We Put in Cup For you!
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When You Sit Down At House Of Mard you ALLWAYS SIt
On Nice SOFT STOOL!
You Print out Mard Mony and Bring to House of Mard
you gonna Get something you really gonna Like! House Special Mard I Make Myself! I tand Over Hot Kettle Drop Hot Mard Into
Kettel Myself Just For You!
Dont Be Idiot! Buy Mard Now Before Govement grab all Mard!
| We age Mard Gravy to Exact Standards! |
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| Here Green Mean Safe to Serve and Red too Bitter |
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